TheOneTrueWillow

"If you removed the rocks, the river would lose its song."

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:10:46 -0400

“If you removed the rocks, the river would lose its song.”

- Amish Proverb (via mydearmanda)

akittensblog: hannawolfcross: theghostparty: pondermoofin: va...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:34:26 -0400

hannawolfcross:

theghostparty:

pondermoofin:

vaniirox:

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE #DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT #WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”

I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.

#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee

What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.

it’s updated

Rebloggin for the comments.

Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere.

I love you

ALL of you

this just keeps getting better!!!

Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.

And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”

“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”

“Oh my god, dad…”

“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”

“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”

And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”

“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”

“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”

“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”

“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”

“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”

“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”

“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”

“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”

“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”

“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”

“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”

“Dad…”

“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”

“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”

#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume #helmets and all #with their scepters and their capes #And she brings in this young guy #and they open the door #And there’s her father and her godfather #Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile #you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy #And Chris has his hammer at the ready #and they greet him #calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard #talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen

#he never calls her back

I’m sorry

but this just keeps getting better and better

EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS

OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying

It gets better every time!

I am CRYING oh my god

[[And there will be that one guy.

He won’t run or never call again.

He’ll sit there and play along.

“I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”

It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]

I didn’t even think it was possible for this post to get any better. Thanks for proving me wrong.

clara-oswald: friendly reminder that the doctor told clara to hold onto the leaf and it would take...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:12:09 -0400

clara-oswald:

friendly reminder that the doctor told clara to hold onto the leaf and it would take her home and it leads her to the doctor so basically he is her home

“HOME IS WHEN I’M WITH YOU!”

Also, friendly reminder that the doctor got the from the timestream and it was the most leaf to Clara!

((Pic not mine))

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:47:12 -0400

((Pic not mine))

fuckyeahcomicsbaby: Getting a Job in a Nutshell

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:15:35 -0400

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

Getting a Job in a Nutshell

IF River officially Died in "The Name of The Doctor"

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:49:41 -0400

mortalgirl667:

doujinsushi: Saw this Sailor Moon knitting book for sale on...

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:20:46 -0400

doujinsushi:

Saw this Sailor Moon knitting book for sale on etsy for 50 bucks and thats too expensive for me so I googled and found that someone was nice enough to scan the entire book! Take a look here!!

walkingonfire: A Time Lord’s mind

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:06:38 -0400

walkingonfire:

A Time Lord’s mind

Reblog if you don't sleep in your bra.

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:56:16 -0400

germanystatas:

Alternatively reblog this if you do sleep in your bra.

I am super curious about this.

Tempus Aeterna: I still can't believe that in less than two weeks we're going to get River back and learn who Clara is.

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:25:32 -0400

Tempus Aeterna: I still can't believe that in less than two weeks we're going to get River back and learn who Clara is.:

tempus-aeterna:

mewiet:

I don’t know if I want to know who Clara is so soon…or I don’t and I want to let the speculation go on…

I’m so conflicted, because I know there’s a possibility those nasty leaked spoilers are right about Clara’s backstory being so very benign…and I’ll be sad and…

Gah! I…

I’m kinda mad that I know…if it’s true, that is. I’ll cry…I’ve just decided that I’ll cry. I’ll just rip off the bandage and cry for the end of Doctor Who. Yeah..

00laustrade: Reason 5xmillion I shouldn’t be allowed to make...

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:48:52 -0400

00laustrade:

Reason 5xmillion I shouldn’t be allowed to make gifsets cracky shipping is cracky. Yep I lost my mind and I ship CoraxJiminy.

Coriminy? Jimora? Cora x Jiminy.

”I’m sorry, Cora, we can’t, my parents.”

”So you’re going to leave me?”

hey, so can I write a fanfiction of this? please? Like, its literally perfect!

whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:23:16 -0400

whtev-r:

OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT

imaybedeadbutimstillpretty: Fool for Love -...

Mon, 06 May 2013 18:23:04 -0400

imaybedeadbutimstillpretty:

Fool for Love - Spike

Although…Let’s be honest…James can never look like a sissy…it’s impossible…I think it was proven, once upon a time

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 18:14:52 -0400

pherociouscake: shhhhh -pets your head- everything will be okay -makes tea- you will get through...

Mon, 06 May 2013 18:13:56 -0400

pherociouscake:

shhhhh

-pets your head-

everything will be okay

-makes tea-

you will get through this day

-bakes cookies-

tomorrow will be better

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 16:27:39 -0400

Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:58:18 -0400

felinuffmuffin:

silentartmerya:

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
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Might as well try this out O.o

Well here goes nothing ~?

Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the...

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:31:31 -0400

Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together, defeating misogyny and laughing along the way

okay, so I’m using this as a fanfic idea…cuz it is really brilliant1! I applaud you!

Dear BBC,

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:22:35 -0400

fandommember:

ravenclaw1991:

Please make a Doctor Who spin off with these three:

Reasons why its a good idea:

It would fill the time between series’ of Doctor Who.

We could stop with the murderous breaks in the middle of the series.

We need a new spin off since The Sarah Jane Adventures ended and Torchwood seems to be dead.

They are hilarious and badass at the same time

Its a unique idea.

Thank you for your time. :)

And River can come visit them.

Oh the fanfics that are to be made

Doctor Who is so painful because its about love, and loss, and hurt, and change, and you constantly...

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:39:01 -0400

Doctor Who is so painful because its about love, and loss, and hurt, and change, and you constantly feel like you’re being stabbed in the hearts. But the worst part is